truth Serum

Warning: Extremely sarcastic commentary ahead

Truth is
that truth cannot be found in an ice cream store

which flavor would you like, sweetheart?
candy cane or lemon tart
would you like the kind that goes down easy,
or the one that tastes real gooey?
lucky you, that most are sweet enough
to make you sick

"now, now, now
let's be respectful to the many colors here"
"perhaps that one is poison to you
but some do enjoy
black-widow-ice cream with just the right amount of whipped cream"

don't cry now child
it's okay to be confused
you just pick the one that's 'right for you'
and pray
it doesn't kill you